kimeple

an abbreviation for "kill me please". i made it

- dude, how was your day?
- that was a total kimeple.

by irrithe October 20, 2025

Kimeleon

A human chameleon and all around bad ass chick that can adapt to any social situation. From Ghostown to The Ritz, she is down for any challenge. She doesn't judge others on appearance, and will kick it with anyone that has some swagger or honor. Not afraid to get a little dirty, she can be a lady on the street and a freak in the sheets. A true shape- shifter, she is inventive, witty, funny, and nice. But, she can also flip the script and become a raging fucking maniac. You can be her best friend or her worst enemy, it's really your choice.

"Man, that Kim is such a fucking Kimeleon. I saw her yesterday in the hood, drinking a 40 of Mickeys and smoking a blunt. Now look at her, livin' like a boss the next day- up in the penthouse suite of the Ritz Carlton, with a glass of Dom P in her hand. What a sav beast! That girl be the SHIT!"

by BayAreaBetty June 24, 2012

Kimerley

Kimerely is a sweet, brave, beautiful and nice person she will always put her family and friends as her number 1 priority, even though her family is very strict, she isn't scared of them. When you are down she will ask if you are ok and try to cheer you up, even though she gets all the boys she has a high standard so if you get friend-zoned by a Kimerley, just say that you didn't reach her standers and she isn't afraid to friend zone you. If you ever meet a Kimberley just remember that she will always be open to talk about problems and don't let go of her. If you are in a relationship with a Kimerely, you are really lucky as her standers are very hight she will always be worth your time and if it isn't working out and you 2 go different ways just remember that you can always talk to her and it wouldn't be awkward.

SNAPCHAT
Guy-friend; Hey Kimerley, I been wanting to tell you this for a long time,

Kimerley: Yeh, what? is everything ok?
Guy-friend: yeh but I have feelings for you.
Kimerley: I'm not interested in a relationship right now, but we can still be friends.

by Sav_clair_d November 5, 2020

Kimple

1. A word that is used to describe that one fly that won't leave through massive open windows that it came in half an hour or so ago.

2. A person who won't get any hints and won't leave you alone even if you made it obvious.

1. I've been trying to get that kimple out since noon

2. He just won't leave us alone, Such a kimple!

by Om-niscient August 2, 2022

Kimplet

A rather pudgy person who has a face/head resembling an onion or any other round shpaed object.

1.synonyms include but are not limited to: kimper,kimp,kimpkimpkimp...

2.Other words using "kimplet"
a. Kimped: to get owned by a Kimplet
b. Kimpey: A Kimplet with an unusually high voice (usually a ginger of the "day walker" sub-species)

here kimpkimpkimp, here kimplet, come get the snack...

why does that kimpey there always try and lower his voice when he's talking to us...it cracks me up.

shit dude,you just got kimped....by a kimpey...were no longer friends...

by Felix Vennegaldi March 4, 2008

kimpler

shit hangin from the hair of a vagina

mother: did u wipe?
daughter: yes i even wiped the kimpler of my vagina 2
mother: good u dont want ur pussy smelling like shit

by neowolv November 9, 2007

kimple

A blend of king and pimple. The largest and juiciest pimple in a pimple infested area.

Behold the kimple, all bow to its glory.

by Heptard February 10, 2008