kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

by Dustin November 21, 2004

kill the cat

To end a relationship that has been dragging on past its rightful end

He is driving me insane

Just kill the cat already!

by kittehbiscuits May 02, 2011

Kill the cat

The act or state of giving a woman multiple orgasms and/or fucking her until her vagina is throbbing red

Hey man, last night when I went over to my girlfriend's house I killed the cat.

by b.l0ve September 21, 2003

killing the cat

Really shitty singing

Someone with headphones on, thinking they are singing their ass off, when infact they sound like a cat being killed slowly. Killing the Cat.

by RomelloX December 20, 2013

Kill the cats

Sophiedhall no one wants your overweight cats called Twinkles are starry

type an example of how these words may be used in a sentence...

no, kill the cats

by Jimmy 4 life! December 31, 2018

Kill a Cat

To smoke the shit out o some dank ass bud

d00d let go execute a feline or kill a cat

by matttagauyou October 12, 2007

curiosity killed the cat

An expression some guy I used to hu with would say. Implying that curiosity can hurt you....he was weird guy.

Tod: isn’t she a freshly? how old is she?
Z: Ya know what they say, curiosity killed the cat.

by kickrocks August 16, 2020