Kidney Tickler

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The status symbol for any guy with a big dick. A remark used by women to describe a man with a big cock. A term readily used by size queens.

Girl 1: Why are you walking so funny today?

Girl 2: Ended up with a real kidney tickler last night. I'm still a little sore.

Girl 1: What's his name?

Girl 2: I never really got his name, we met-

Girl 1: Cut the bullshit, bitch! Gimme his fuckin' name!

Kidney Tickler by xellosxerxes December 29, 2011

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kidney tickler

A usually self-adopted nickname that is used by a person with a large dick. It essentially means that the person has a penis that is so long it will go very 'deep' during penetration and will "tickle" their partner's kidneys.

Person 1: "Dude, back home they called me the kidney tickler"
Person 2: "Ewwwwww! TMI dude wtf!

"They don't call me the kidney tickler for nothing"

kidney tickler by chairman_meow34352 October 13, 2018

Kidney-Tickler

An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.

"I haven't been able to walk right since he gave me a kidney-tickler."

Kidney-Tickler by thekidneytickler March 1, 2019

alan the kidney tickler guzman

He will most definitely reach your guts with his girthy shaft

Damn girl Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up my insides last night

alan the kidney tickler guzman by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

North Tawton Kidney Tickler

A semi-mythical Kung Fu sex move whereby the master is said to possess the ability to rattle a lady’s internal organs to oblivion using just his manhood (or so it feels after a few jars at the football club) -A bit like the mystical five point punch exploding heart trick in Kill Bill

Steve thought he had given Maria a real North Tawton Kidney Tickler when he came home from the club on Saturday but actually he had just passed out and shit his pants after whipping his cock out

North Tawton Kidney Tickler by Petting Zoo Pete August 20, 2019

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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