kiddovers

When your kids don’t eat their dinner and instead of making dinner for yourself you drink beer and eat their leftovers on all of the plates

My damn kids didn’t eat their dinner so I drink beer and cleaned all of their plates so I didn’t have to prepare my own food thank god for kiddovers

by Tommy 2 times March 25, 2025

kiloversary

Kiloversary or k-day refers to the day when someone or something is an even multiple of 1000 days old. Such as: when someone is 35 years, 7 months and 3 days old they can celebrate their 13th kiloversary or k-day.

I used WolframAlpha to figure out what my kiloversary is.

by the bromiester February 12, 2010

Kidversation

Finding yourself in a one sided conversation with a person or person's who only talk about their kids. Usually a one sided conversation.

Terry is caught in the middle of a kidversation with that soccer mom with the graduated bob.

by REO51975 July 22, 2011

Kidders

Another word for kids. Can be used to describe those who are actual kids and those who are not.

"Come on kidders!"
"Let's go kidders!"

by imrightok July 22, 2019

Kardashev Type 9.0 Kiloversal Civilizations

A civilization whose domain is a "kiloverse"—a vast, but perhaps not infinite, collection of thousands (kilo-) of distinct hyperverses or equivalent cosmic structures. This represents a scale of organization so vast that the concept of "individual universe" is as meaningless as a single atom is to us. Their engineering projects might involve balancing the cosmological constants across entire ensembles of reality-stacks.

Kardashev Type 9.0 Kiloversal Civilizations Example: There is little direct fiction for this, but it would be akin to the Anti-Monitor from DC Comics at his fullest power, threatening not just one universe but the entire infinite Multiverse, or a being that exists as the administrator for a vast, but finite, array of simulated omniverses.

by Abzugal February 3, 2026