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kick the spoon

The act of tickling someone's uterus with a lysol wipe while they drink coffee to loosen their bowels.
Every morning, I kick the spoon with my wife before she gets dressed to go to work so she doesn't have to shower.
by nishinoyawarrior May 10, 2021
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