A very sexy human being, like really fucking sexy. The name isn’t too popular but when you meet a kiarro you know you’ve met a kiarro. With his charming smile and hands down amazing personality, another amazing thing about Kiarro’s are that he’s gonna be amazing in bed like really fucking amazing. 🥵😫❤️
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).