Used to describe pretty much any situation in the world today, it can also be used as stress relief......shouting it out at the top of your voice randomly and frequently has been scientifically proven to lower cholesterol and improve your chances of surviving winter without getting the flu.
1) "a baby has been left without parents due to salmonella poisoning because of that raw chicken....."
"Be Reyt!!.......KHOL!!!"
2) "Im khol, are you khol?"
3) Brrr this coke is Khol!
"Be Reyt!!.......KHOL!!!"
2) "Im khol, are you khol?"
3) Brrr this coke is Khol!
by drenched pheonix January 11, 2011
A person who is crazy, or a freak, or is interested in strange things, such as jumping from an airplane with no protection or security.
by MMary August 12, 2006
"kos" is the slang Persian word for "vagina", and "khol" is the informal Persian for "eccentric"/"stupid"/"wacko". "kos-khol" /k(something between schwa and c:)skc:l/ is a person who is easily cheated or abused; is a freak who is completely unpredictable and is capable of doing any strange thing like flying a kite out of his/her ass, for instance; has completely no clue of what is going on. The English equivalents for "kos-khol" can be "a jackass", "a douche-bag", "a sucker", "a freak", or maybe a "dork"/"geek". Below I put a famous expression using "kos-khol" notion.
"mage koset khole/mage koset khol shodi?"
Literally in English: "Is your vagina stupid/wacko?", only used by men means, "Are you out of your mind?"
"kosesh khole."
Literally in English: "His/Her vagina is stupid.", only used by men means, "He/She is stupid/eccentric/..."
"Khos-kholo nigash kon. Bejaye inke sandalisho bekeshe jolo dare Piano ro mikeshe tarafe khodesh."
English: "Look at the douche-bag! Instead of moving the stool closer to the Piano, he is pushing the Piano closer to the stool."
"Agha, hamamoon kos-khol shode boodima. Vas khatere peikas inkararo kardim. Harke bebine fek mikone ma gay im!!"
English: "Guys, we all totally went out of our minds. The drinks caused all these things. Whoever sees these would think we're gay!!"
"Be oon dadashe kos-kholetam salam beresoon."
English: "Say hello to that jackass brother of yours too."
Literally in English: "Is your vagina stupid/wacko?", only used by men means, "Are you out of your mind?"
"kosesh khole."
Literally in English: "His/Her vagina is stupid.", only used by men means, "He/She is stupid/eccentric/..."
"Khos-kholo nigash kon. Bejaye inke sandalisho bekeshe jolo dare Piano ro mikeshe tarafe khodesh."
English: "Look at the douche-bag! Instead of moving the stool closer to the Piano, he is pushing the Piano closer to the stool."
"Agha, hamamoon kos-khol shode boodima. Vas khatere peikas inkararo kardim. Harke bebine fek mikone ma gay im!!"
English: "Guys, we all totally went out of our minds. The drinks caused all these things. Whoever sees these would think we're gay!!"
"Be oon dadashe kos-kholetam salam beresoon."
English: "Say hello to that jackass brother of yours too."
by Persian Headbanger January 30, 2010
Khols is the Internets biggest jerk. At one point everyone liked him, but he suddenly changed.... He becomes a jerkwad and is BZPower's biggest A-hole.
Also, he isn't a Doctor.
Also, he isn't a Doctor.
Some Random Guy: "Hey Khols, like my new art piece?"
Dr. Khols: "No it's looks like shit taking a shit. I'd rather have a dog take a lava dump in my ear."
Some Other Random Guy: "Khols, you're a jerkwad. Go burn in hell"
Dr. Khols: "lolololololol Okay" *burns in hell*
Dr. Khols: "No it's looks like shit taking a shit. I'd rather have a dog take a lava dump in my ear."
Some Other Random Guy: "Khols, you're a jerkwad. Go burn in hell"
Dr. Khols: "lolololololol Okay" *burns in hell*
by A Random Toa January 19, 2010
A kid that is extremely ugly and would never add up to anything he will probably attempt suicide at the age of 36
by Gucci bag January 17, 2018