Hey have you met Khataire she’s really pretty. She’s has really pretty hair even though she hates her curls. She loves minions and even watches suggestive stuff about them either way she’s a great friend.
Khataire is a great friend she’s kind and always does this upside down smile thing. She’s super pretty and as really nice hair even though she doesn’t like it curly. She loves the minions and playing mermaids. I love her and she is one of the bestest friends ever.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).