keyboard cheese

The manky stuff that builds up on keyboard letters and in the keyboard over a period of time, especially in schools/colleges where 200 odd dirty fingered teens use them each day.

Teen 1: Dude, look at this keyboard cheesizzle, bitchin
Teen 2: Man, thats ill, no diggity?

by Laurie March 10, 2005

keyboard cheese

the icky black material that always gets stuck on my mouse

what's 'keyboard cheese' made of anyway?

by Foozball January 25, 2008

Cheese on my keyboard

To have some kind of STI that affects the appearance of your genitals.

Dude 1: Man there's no way I'm getting any action tonight
Dude 2: Why not?
Dude 1: I've got cheese on my keyboard

by Chaoshawk April 28, 2008