adj. antonym of the word cool. originates from a misspelling of the word cool (ironically), but because of the fact that the only ones to make this mistake were, in fact, n00B fucks the word assumed it's own meaning. not regarded as at all derogatery due to the misunderstanding of meanings.
i M KeWl bUt i hAv n0 FrEnDS. i 1dR Y
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The Aviation ICAO code for Emma Field, Washington
Piper Two Alpha Golf you are cleared to Kilo Echo Whiskey Lima via Seattle.
by Moses Divaker November 06, 2004
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A stupid spelling for the word (cool) made up, and used by white guys who spend most of their life on the Internet.
I'm looking for some kewl friends to get get to know.
by T>F August 24, 2005
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If you read the word "kewl" instead of "cool," chances are you're actually in the wrong area. Unless it's here, like. AIM and cheapo irc channels are bad for your IQ level.

If you say kewl (seriously and not for some sad irony,) you probably also say "u," "r," "stpd" and stuff like that, and blame it on the fact you want to type faster. If you had a brain, which by this point most people will have worked out you haven't, you'd realise typing kewl is slower than typing cool and is also that you'd learn to type faster if you actually typed whole words.

It'd be nice if noobs would note not to say this word around people with a brain, because it works a little like passive smoking. :(
"lol dude u r kewl can i suki u"
"lol d00d! thats fkn kewl!! lol"
"stfu ur not kewl" (thank fuck for that)
by Techboy July 03, 2006
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A term used extensively within pyro communities to describe the unknowledgeable and irresponsible dolts who ignorantly make and explode explosives to vandalise, or otherwise use in a reckless manner.
The kewl synthed half a kilo of AP, dried the crystals in his mother's oven, and then pressed them into a steel pipe fused with a piece of petrol-soaked rag.
by rift3r March 16, 2007
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