A supposedly "good grammar school" for only
girlsParents pay thousands on tuition fees for the 11+ and pray day and
night that they'll get in, only for their daughters to become attracted to the disgusting Aston boys (a boys school) and endure the most amount of stress they will ever have in their entire lives. The teachers care more about the way your tag is facing on your lanyard than your actual self and would rather spend
money on building a new building than on exercise books, which by the way, the building has
literally no space to fit on the school ground. apparently there will be an increase in the amount of peasant year 7s being admitted WHEN THE SCHOOL WAS MADE FOR LESS THAN A 1000 PUPILS.
This is a list for future year 7s with some real advice
-DO NOT BUTTON YOUR BLAZERS. EVER.
-dONT wear your skirt lower than your knees
-Dont have a HUGE BACKPACK
Cons of kevihs:
- You sometimes get weird people walking around the school
- It's in Handsworth (you might get stabbed here)
- The school doesn't have enough
money to buy basic supplies even though it is funded a lot. (WHERE DOES THE
MONEY GO?)
- Going on the green bus (a dedicated school bus) with the clapped Aston boys
- Aston Boys
- Bitchy snakey
girls (there's a lot of them)
Pros of Kevihs
- Your
parents can boast about it in front of your relatives
- You probably will end up with majority 7, 8 and 9s on your GCSEs and A levels
- Teachers sometimes actually care
