Go Kermit Sewerslide 

Tell your boi to go Kermit sewerslide and they'll jump out of a window

one peaceful day on Roblox

Rich Spoiled Kid: Lol U Gay
Bacon Head: Go Kermit Sewerslide

Go Kermit Sewerslide by HeysStuff October 9, 2018

kermit sewer slide 

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".

Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by Erofen April 20, 2017

kermit sewerside 

What you do when Chloe falls on her face in front of the whole school and makes everyone think that u are dating the clumsy uncoordinated giraffe

Damn u need to go home and Kermit sewerside

kermit sewerside by Dinodicbitchboi September 17, 2017

Kermit Sewer Slide 

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

Kermit Sewer Slide by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

kermit sewer slide 

a way to say "commit suicide" without actually saying it. why did you look this up? did you hear someone say or write it? you need help. plz visit a therapy office near you. if you dont know where one is, look it up on google and not urban dictionary. go get some help. like. now.

person1: im the smartest person in the world.

person2: kermit sewer slide.

kermit sewer slide by mayahawkesgf:) February 27, 2023

kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

kermit sewercide by mintyjjk May 7, 2018

i want to kermit sewer slide 

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

i want to kermit sewer slide by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019