Kenny Powers

The man, The myth, The legend. Kenny Powers.

Kenny Powers, the man with an arm like a fucking cannon, mind like a scientist, and a cock like a burmese python.

Kenny Powers by J-rock04071 April 5, 2010

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Kenny Powers

The name of the main character on the HBO comedy series "Eastbound and Down", played by Danny McBride. Kenny Powers is an ex-baseball star that is trying to get back into the Majors while living with his brother and working as a physical education teacher.

Kenny Powers' autobiography "You're Fuckin Out, I'm Fuckin' In" goes on sale this March.

Kenny Powers by Floydtibbs April 27, 2009

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Kenny Powers

Kenny Powers is when a man pulls out during intercourse, ejaculates in his hand, and throws the ejaculate at the woman's face with great speed. Much like the pitching of Kenny Powers

Dude, last night I totally Kenny Powers'ed that chick.

Kenny Powers by Ginger1990 September 14, 2012

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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