The name of the main character on the HBO comedy series "Eastbound and Down", played by Danny McBride. Kenny Powers is an ex-baseball star that is trying to get back into the Majors while living with his brother and working as a physical education teacher.
Kenny Powers' autobiography "You're Fuckin Out, I'm Fuckin' In" goes on sale this March.
Kenny Powers is when a man pulls out during intercourse, ejaculates in his hand, and throws the ejaculate at the woman's face with great speed. Much like the pitching of Kenny Powers
Dude, last night I totally Kenny Powers'ed that chick.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.