An anxious, long, male member(penis) that provides extreme pleasure to the opposite sex.

The slang "Kenny Yardsale" was created @ The Edison.
B immediately dropped his pants in front of L revealing Kenny Yardsale. L immediately took hold of Kenny and began stroking him until he was sufficiently hard. L used her eager mouth on Kenny Yardsale until it became unbelievably stiff and ready to penetrate her moist, delicious vagina.
by Lisa L July 14, 2006
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