kennel up

verb: to return home after a night of being out of control; drunk. a.k.a Get your ass home.
Can be used for either gender;
"Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up".

"Jackie was so drunk last night, that her boyfriend Jason said "I think it is time for you to Kennel Up".

Brad was so drunk, Heather looked at him and said "That is your last drink..it is time to kennel up!"