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The 'art' of spunking in your partners hair whilst she sleeps, and waking up in the morning with hair á la Ken Dodd.

I Ken Dodded your mum.

I tommy tanked over my mrs last night and it went in her hair. Now she loooks like Ken Dodd

Ken Dodd by evil_moses January 10, 2009

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Ken Dodd

Greatest man to ever walk the planet Earth, worshiped by many. Might wack you with a tickle stick

yall got any more of them mf ken dodd

Ken Dodd by guy next to me is low iq September 20, 2019

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ken dodd

drinking a foul, homemade cocktail which has far too much alcohol, probably tastes like shit, but gets you very waste and makes you talk funny, like Ken Dodd

i had some ken dodd and i was incomprehensible

ken dodd by phil peers August 4, 2007

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cheeky ken dodd

A bucket of the Colonel's finest fried chicken, from the fast food outlet KFC

"Ay Jimmy, you wanna get a cheeky ken dodd before we hit the town?"

"Feeling a bit rough after that fat cheeky ken dodd we had earlier..."

cheeky ken dodd by cunnysmum May 8, 2006

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Ken Dodding

The art of shooting your gentlemens gel into the hair of your lover, so when it's dried they have a massive quiff resembling UK comedian Ken Dodd.

Wow Diaz looked like there been some Ken Dodding going on in "Theres something about Mary".

Ken Dodding by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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