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AKA, Lord of The Mist or The Survivor of Hathsin, Kelsier is a 30-something year old Skaa thief, serial killer, fraudulent impersonator and mass murderer. Who, under the effect of the drugs known as allomantic metals, keeps raving about hope and friendship. He indoctrinated a teenage girl into his gang of outlaws to profit from her abilities i his quest to kill God.
Notable Achievements: Standing face to face with two Gods, and punching one of them; Being literally too angry to die (twice); throwing the land into economic and political chaos by destroying its only source of Atium, a very important part of the economy; Triggerig the literal apocalypse.
Kelsier:"Hey kid, drink this vial full of alcohol and heavy metals. It'll give ya superpowers."
Vin:"Sounds legit."
Kelsier by StormingCrab August 16, 2021
Related Words
kelsoe • kelsey • kelsie • Kelso • kelsea. • Kelsee • kelson • Kelsei • Kelsen • Kelsey Diaz

kelsen-jaye 

a skillful person gets all the girls he will also help you out when your feeling down.
Kelsen-Jaye is a person who has many skills and will help you out.
kelsen-jaye by gkals March 1, 2017
Kelsie is one of the smartest, most beautiful girls you've ever seen. She is smart in school and in life. She stands up for what she believes in but can be shy around big groups or people she doesn't know. She doesn't think she is as pretty as she actually is and will deny it if you mention her appearance. She doesn't go for guys depending on their looks. She cares about what's on the inside. She almost immediately hates anyone (and everyone) that is cocky, selfish, envious, or discriminates. She will help you if you're in need and she absolutely loves animals. She loves all of her friends and isn't afraid to call them out if they lie or do/say something offensive
Person 1: Who is that girl from biology?
Person 2: Oh that's Kelsie. She helped me with the assignment last week. I got an A on my paper.
Person 1: Wow. Smart and beautiful.
Kelsie by Shinymetaltoaster October 12, 2018
Kelsie is the most amazing girl. Ever. She can put a smile on your face even when she doesn't have one on hers. She is the Most beautiful girl ever but she doesn't think so. She's had so many evil things done to her, But she still finds new ways to love people. When you start talking to her, it hurts to stop . You can Literally talk all day and the only real reason you'd actually want to stop is if sleep interrupts you . She's silly and adorable with everything she does .She's one of the best artists you have ever seen. She is Art. Her beauty like shines through her very existence. She is a really great friend and you will always want to hang out with her. She is stupid beautiful and everyone knows it, But for some reason she tries to argue against everyone else. She has more friends than anyone, But can still feel lonely. She hurts alot, But keeps a smile on her face because shes strong . But she hates faking happiness . She has guys left and right falling for her but she chooses the dorkiest kid around. She loves Jesus and Kids, She has a huge heart and shes not afraid to share it with people. She has such greatness even though so many bad things have happened to her, But she tends to not see it. She's so cute . Not just her looks, but her very being is adorable. Shes hard not to love . She is Perfect.
" Bro.. This girl is.. She's Perfect. Like there's nothing i would change about her. "
"Dood. She's a total Kelsie."
Kelsie by PajamaSam. July 23, 2012
A sweet, adorable, fun-loving girl that always knows how to make me laugh. She herself has many different laughs and each one is adorable and will crack you up. She is kind to almost everyone and gets along with most people. She's easy to talk to and a great listener, even though she might not have advice to fix your situation. She is all around an amazing person.
Why can't you be more like Kelsea? She's amazing.
Kelsea by LoveLea33 January 7, 2013

Michael Kelso 

The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.
Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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