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Getting high (on weed) and sometimes can not remember anything.
"Yoh I was so keished last night."
"You were so keished"
Keish by zara.paigee May 6, 2025
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keish out 

A slang phrase with multiple definitions of the same general meaning.
1. to get wasted
2. to give up
3. to be in a constant sullen mood
4. to be too lazy to do anything
5. a word used to express surprise (usually a negative one)
This phrase is usually used in the past tense (i.e., keished out).
1 - "After drinking all that booze, man, I just keished out."
2 - "Everyone keished out on that question in the Biology exam."
3 - Guy A:"Why do you look so keished out this week?"
Guy B:"Man, my dog died on monday,"
4 - "After staying up late last night, I'm keishing out the whole of today."
5 - Wife:"Our car has been stolen!"
Husband:"Keish out!!!"
keish out by Frog Fire October 28, 2006

to beat keish

to use an incredibly flascid, damp, goose egg and beat the outside of a girls coochie hole, also known as her keish.
Sheryl started getting loud with me, So i had to beat keish immediately.
to beat keish by Friggin hoopty December 6, 2006

dj keish 

Keisha O. is the most AMAZING girl you'll ever meet. She will change your life for the better. i love my keisha more than all the stars in the universe! She is EXTREMELY sexy and of course gorgeous!!!! she is an idiot but the good kind of idiot! :P if you have a keisha in your life dont ever let her go cuz you'll never find anyone like her again! dj keish is intelligient, optimistic, HILARIOUS, sweet, kind, caring,a nd generous. and dj keish has a huge BUTT!!!! lol. i love you keisha! you are an amazing person and i have no idea what id do with you! mwuahhh!!!!
wow, that owuamanam must be a keisha cuz she is banginnn!
you must have fine written all ova you!
thatz cuz you a dj keish
dj keish by tyoung2012 September 6, 2010

miss keisha 

Miss Keisha! Miss Keisha! Oh my fuckin god she fuckin dead.
miss keisha by Miss Keisha January 3, 2018

Ms. Keisha 

A wonderful woman who represented equal rights for all. She ran for president of the United States of America in 6386 BC. Unfortunately, she passed in 2016.
Ms. Keisha? Oh mah fucking god she fucking dead.
Ms. Keisha by MamaSunshinesLilWorld October 20, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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