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kegs boy 

a kegs boy is the boy of a neighbouring school called cchs. they literally have 3 hot boys in the whole school (excluding sixth form). never aspire to be a kegs boy. if you do please get mental support BUT if you do on the off chance what to be a yucky kegs boy then you have to follow these very simple rules
1. be an antisocial nerd with NO game
2. do gay stuff but say no homo (that excuses everything trust me)
3. if your a yr 7 kegs boy be short af

4. also you guys need to get better logbooks
thanks for reading

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fellow cchs gurl :p
a: omg you know jacob

b: what, jacob the kegs boy
a: yeah the one with no game
b: wait they all have no game

a: ughh the one who asked me out

b: wait he did i thought he would never he's hot sure but rlly
a: well you know hot kegs boys are a rare species
kegs boy by yourfellowcchsgirl October 12, 2021
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