Keern 

When a man urinates and the urine comes out in two separate streams.

Guy #1: "Dude, I totally just pulled a Keern in your bathroom."

Guy #2: "Well, go clean it up then!"

Keern by Asshole Andy Armagadon December 21, 2008

Nathan ó keern

Uhm nathan is a dweeb who likes batman stays up late and will TRY AND POKE YOUR EYE OUT WITH HIS PEN. Shame

Nathan ó keern is a dweeb

Nathan ó keern by Tomás Stevenson November 25, 2021

Keendogged 

When you catch a case for anything whether you did it or not

“ this girl let me finger her but then she said I raped her so now I have to switch schools”
“You got keendogged man”

Keendogged by Negroid Syphilis1233333 July 27, 2018

super-keen nadster 

Oxbridge slang for someone who is 'superkeen'; that is, keener than keen. Associated with a strong go-getting attitude, but one that is obvious and public, to the point of being awkwardly endearing or backfiring.

Unclear where 'nadster' originates from. Likely related to nads, as in someone who's "got balls", or the Polish 'nad', meaning 'above' - say, 'above keen'.

"Let's try and be first into the club!"
"Nah, nobody's in there. We'll end up floating around like abandoned toilet paper. Don't want to be super-keen nadsters."

"I looked at the slogan I'd painted up on the banner: 'Come on lads, be a nads(ter)!!'. What was I thinking? The pun didn't even make sense. I looked like such a super-keen nadster."

super-keen nadster by univydd November 16, 2011

keen 

To be eager, excited or interested in something/someone. A word of many facets.

Q: "We should watch Fresh Off the Boat tonight"
C: "Yeah, I'm totally keen!"

Q: *takes a large bite out of phallus shaped chocolate bar*
C: "Damn, you keen!"

Q: "Let's have tacos for dinner!"
C: "Nahhh, I'm not that keen on Mexican"

keen by Rain1110 March 14, 2015

Keenanism 

An arcane philosophy in which follows the belief of contrary thought. What is isn't, what will be won't, and inversely so.

Understanding and believing contradictory things simultaneously. Created by an unknown man, recognized by the few who follow this philosophy as both sane and insane; For obvious reasons. Many believe this way of thinking originated from "Doublethink," George Orwell's "1984."

The woman both regards and disregards Keenanism as a way of life.

Keenanism by D0ntPan1c May 29, 2018

Keera 

Keeras are a natural beauty, though they think they are the exact opposite. They're kind, gentle, but isn't afraid of going ninja on your ass. Keera is loud and outgoing, cusses frequently. She is not afraid to tell you off, flip you off, or just flip you. A Keera will love passionately but won't love easy, normally lies to herself about crushes, saying she has none. Very smart, loves to read, loves nature. Hates being alone or quiet, never stops talking. Even though she talks a lot, Keeras are great listeners. They love to help you through hard times and will do anything to help even people she hates. Is quick to hate and doesn't forgive easy. Normally are friends with many people but isn't considered popular. Amazing smile, great ass, dazzling eyes, voice of an angel.

"I wish I looked like Keera."

"Keera is looking fine today!"
"Bro, she always looks fine!"

Keera by Mad Dog March 10, 2015