Keegan is a short person that blinks, and runs like a duck. He usually has a very hot sister and can’t bag one baddie. He also can’t kick a soccer ball and doesn’t know how to trap a ball.
A weird, creepy ass motherfucker that is chill but gives off a rapist vibe at the same time. He is a master at wine making, and is a professional clapper. Has know idea what he is talking about, but goes on anyways and makes himself sound like a complete dumbass. Classified as Hippy Hick.