A colloquialism prominent in NZ stoner culture that implies the speaker intends to pursue a goal but in actuality is just going to loaf around with their thumb up their ass and probably smoke pot.
Kiwi Keen:
Kiwi1: "Bro we should like start a band!"
Kiwi2: "KEEN AS BRO!"
Kiwi1: "You'd be fuckin' keen to... (generally a stupid idea follows)"
Kiwi2: "Hard bro!"
Kiwi1: "Bro we should like start a band!"
Kiwi2: "KEEN AS BRO!"
Kiwi1: "You'd be fuckin' keen to... (generally a stupid idea follows)"
Kiwi2: "Hard bro!"
by OutrageouslyFortunate June 28, 2011
Someone that owns or once owned a bicycle but rarely (if ever) used it. They will often refer to their keenness for cycling when stepping in on a debate between motorist and cyclist to offer support to the motorist.
The keen cyclists main objective is to provide backup for motorists and tell actual cyclists they are wrong.
The keen cyclists main objective is to provide backup for motorists and tell actual cyclists they are wrong.
by Not a keen cyclist August 12, 2021
One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...
by p00flake July 14, 2006
A small collection of Brisbane's finest douchebags who assemble to get smashed on minimal amounts of alcopops whilst bragging about how original and artsy they are. By following the 'Ten Keen Commandments', the young unknowing female closet sluts blossom into their full potential as cheap prostitutes.
Guy One: "Holy Shit that girl's chin is hugeeeee. I swear it isn't that big in Facebook photos"
Guy Two: "Yeah, that's Chrissie. She's part of that douchebag group The Keen Club"
Guy Two: "Yeah, that's Chrissie. She's part of that douchebag group The Keen Club"
by NOTkeenCHRISTINA January 4, 2010
Phrase used largely in the UK male homosexual community to enquire as to ones willingness to engage in anal sex.
by FlyingRobotDog April 3, 2010
"Hammy was already on my doorstep when I got home from work, even tho the show's not 'til 9. Brah's a keen bean."
"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."
"Jennifer's such a keen bean she ducked out of the New Year's party early to get a head start on her tax return."
by SeaBat June 10, 2006
by JEFFERY THE 3RD August 28, 2020