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One of the best MS-DOS games to have ever existed. Everyone who plays this game loves it. Sadly, the Commander Keen series was never finished due to demand for other games like Doom, etc...

Everyone loves Commander Keen

commander keen by p00flake July 13, 2006

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Commander Keen

The leader of the gay pride parade.

"Hey, look at the commander Keen leading out front."

Commander Keen by Mike ddawson November 30, 2007

Commander Keen

a 10 year old kid from a 1990 dos game who is a 314 iq sociopath who thinks everyone below his iq should die and suffer in hell. usually wears a football helemet and has a raygun to permenantly paralyze his opponents and also bullys people for no reason

Commander Keen: GOODBYE ROBLOX GALAXY
Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
World: explodes

Commander Keen by The Sysadmin August 12, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026