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Kebab shop bird 

A female, often fallen from the ugly tree, found in a late night food establishment. Gagging for it.

Having failed to pull all night, even having been unsuccessful in the quest for a ten-to-two bird, Jeffro saw that a kebab shop bird really had become the holy grail. Whilst in the queue for a dirty burger, Jeffro pulled a fat ginger bird with chilli sauce dribbling down her chin.
Kebab shop bird by Mike Ambrose January 26, 2006

Kebab Shop Warrior

Kebab Shop Warrior: A person who frequents kebab shops late at night, often after a night out, treating the shop as a battleground. They start fights over queue-jumping or minor disputes and may follow people from nightclubs to the kebab shop, sometimes clashing with staff. These chaotic scenes can get messy, with food and chaos everywhere, and often lead to police involvement. Additionally, these escalations are sometimes filmed and shared on social media, quickly going viral and adding to the frenzy.
Lee: Bruv remember last night. We were sitting there in the kebab shop, and it was absolute metal. There were these two geezers fighting, and one of them tried to jump over the counter to get a kebab knife! The poor kebab workers were trying to hold him back, and meanwhile, this man's kebab went flying. It got punched out of his hands, it exploded everywhere, his face was a picture bruv well funny LOL, blood and kebabs all over the place! Honestly, it was like a scene from a movie. We definitely ran into a couple of kebab shop warriors that night! Bruv
Frank: Init bruv mental night out bruv.
Lee: LOL.
Kebab Shop Warrior by Jamie Cheese December 27, 2025
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026