kebab nose 

Someone with a rather large nose and burns it by accident as it gets in the way

i burnt my nose whilst lighting my cigarette, man the smell of pork, want some of my kebab nose?!

kebab nose by sophs May 8, 2006

kebab nose 

When someone has a nose that from the side profile view, appears to have a dent/notch/ridge/chunk missing from the nose, in between the bridge and the nostrils. This unfortunate dysfigurement was caused by a tragic accident; during which the person was running to get a kebab from the kebab van before they closed. But the owners of the kebab van could see them coming towards the van. They saw how fat the person was, and panicked that they would eat them out of stock if they put in an order. To prevent this, the staff quickly tried to close the shutter of the kebab van before they reached it. Unfortunately as the person reached the kebab van in the last few seconds tried to put in an order for a kebab just as the shutter was being closed violently, the shutter closed violently on their nose, crushing their nose between the shutter door and the counter of the kebab van. For this reason, this type of nose is known as kebab nose.

"Bit of a kebab nose over there"

kebab nose by newdawn23 December 31, 2016