A cute but savage way to describe a Karen whose hair is long but has thinning issues on top of the head (karma), resulting in a look resembling a Kappa aka Kawataro, a mystic creature from Japanese folklore.
Friend 1: wow, she is such a snake Friend 2: yeah, she's kawataro girl, I should have known earlier
A mystic river creature from Japanese folklore, also known as kappa. Kawataro/Kappa loves cucumbers and may come across as vulnerable but they will drag people into the river to drown them. They are recognised by the bald patch on top of their head, outlined by wet hair, which is supposed to function like a camel hump/dent, the dent stores water so they can go onto the land.
Numerous residents from Niigata reported the sight of kawataro along the ShinanoRiver in the mid of July
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.