being a rapist in line for a seat on the supreme court in order to advance conservative white privilege ideologies and claim to represent the people of the united states but only represent the minority. to rape and consume alcohol then cry and whine infront of your peers showing little to no candor or backbone. without temperment. to be a serial rapist who will not show any pacification until he gets what he wants. to be on your knees infront of donald trump sucking his dick and swallowing his jizz.
melania trump was kavanaughed while stormy daniles was not. the entire country has just been kavanaughed. a possible serial rapist and alcoholic has just been appointed supreme court justice of the united states of america
by big abe comedy October 06, 2018
Kavanaughed (First Degree) - Drinking enough to black out and provide false testimony at a congressional hearing in regard to said blacking out.
Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!
Kavanaughed (Second Degree) - Getting into a bar fight with somebody you mistakenly believe to be the lead singer of a late 1980s or early 1990s English Reggae band.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree) - You and a buddy push a completely sober girl into a bedroom at a party and try to remove her one piece bathing suit.
Kavanaughed (Third Degree, with extreme prejudice) - To do all three in the same night!
“Dude, I totally could’ve been the Director of Homeland Security but I Kavanaughed I’d at my hearing.”
“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”
“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”
“Dude, that guy over there, the one that looks like the singer for UB40, is giving you a dirty look. Let’s go Kavanaugh him!”
“Dude, gimme a hand Kavanaughing our hosts’ daughter before she calls the cops.”
by Yosemitesams October 05, 2018
Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.
by agb79 September 29, 2018
The act of unveiling one's penis and thrusting the phallus unexpectedly, and undesirably, in close proximity to the face of an intoxicated peer, with sexual intent.
Yo dawg, when I was a freshman I straight up kavanaugh'd this girl! I tried to do it my senior year of high school too but my bro came in. Glad I got the full college experience tho.
by Meme-man2000 September 24, 2018
Hey, bro, lets grab a case of kavanaughs, pick up Christine, and make friends with the PGA golfers at the club!
by Political Operative October 07, 2018
Shut your mouth bitch, before you get Kavanaughed.
by Braintank October 05, 2018
by JimmyRussells October 06, 2018