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1. Finnish for "cow pie"
2. Connoisseur of all things suburban; ignorant of the the joys of urbanity
3. sufferer of whiteness-induced 'foot in mouth' disease
Dude, that kauppi is kinda ripe.
kauppi by Tim Pawlenty July 7, 2008
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KAppiness 

Noun; The unique state of elation a lady of preference achieves when in the presence of initiated members of Kappa Alpha Order. This state is often reached by means of, but not limited to, attendance of social functions, philanthropic events, private encounters, or recalling memories thereof.
"I can barely contain my KAppiness! A Gentleman of the Order is taking me to formal!"
KAppiness by The Real #8 August 10, 2009
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"Man I Got 5 bently's"
"Man quite KAPPIN"
getting a girl extremely drunk on wolfschmidt and sushi.then proceeding to take them to ur upstairs room covered in chew bottles and rubbing them as they sleep.
im going knupping toniight.
knupping by zach tognarellii December 4, 2009
The act of bleeding and/or leaking bodily fluids from the rectum. Caused by stress, constipation or other alien methods.
There were no bathrooms at the campground so now I'm Kruppin bigtime!
Kruppin by Bulge727 January 22, 2011
The sweetest, kindest motherf*cker that has ever walked the face of the earth. She can always make you smile, or make you lose brain cells. Anyhow, you can always be able to trust her and she ain’t about that drama. Everybody knows her and loves her and she always keeps it real. She’s always humble and never brags about those bucks in her bank account. Doesn’t hate anyone but dislikes people named Madison. She will always forgive you, but she will make sure you’re put in your place first. She is a baller with the best shoes and doesn’t like to be given much attention. We always love a good Kapitha
“DAMNNNNN KAPPI, you’re a stud”
Kappi by The APO OG’s February 1, 2019
1. A training bra for 12 year olds.
2. When a kitty and a puppy have a baby.
3. A delicious cereal in the shapes of cats and dogs that taste like fruit. yea.
4. Best friends
1. Look at that little girl, she got her first kuppie.
2. Ew did you see that kuppie? who the fuck thought of putting a cat and a dog together.
3. MMM! Kuppies are the most delicious things ive ever had in my life.
4. Youre my best kuppie!
Kuppies by Kuppies. December 18, 2008
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