katykarma

KatyKarma (noun)

- a sudden wave of karma resulting in crippling of mental/physical health or sudden drop in popularity/fame

Cause

- attacking/feuding the only women with 6 #1s from an album and a spotlight award winner Katy Perry

Symptoms

- previously mentioned crippling of mental/physical health

- diminishing professional success

- bags stopped

- comments flooded

- your name trending on twitter (along with #YourNameIsOverParty)

- irrelevance

Victims

-Taylor Swift

- The nuns who sued Katy

- the irrelevant rapper Flame

-Russell Brand

- Lady Gaga

- and many others

Solutions

- death

Billboard Hot 100: (OUT) Perfect Illusion, @ladygaga (peak #15) 7 weeks without rising. Fans: KatyKarma its so funny to me.

“ 'Katy Perry, please stop': Nun pleads with pop star over convent sale before collapsing, dying in court”

Fans: KatyKarma isn’t playing anymore.

by AdelesRhythm November 10, 2019