kaptist

a mark ass bitch

“man you’re such a kaptist”
“what?”
“my bad you’re a mark ass bitch”

by penixslayer August 12, 2022

kaptistic

a rare branch of autism where a person shows synptoms resembling that of a kaptard (retard) named Kap also known as Mohammed.

"I be saying moe ball splash, moe ball splash!" <--- Fucking kaptistic kaptard type of sentence

by kap12312313 December 27, 2023

katistheking

The king

Yo katistheking is the king of everything

by ..TheKing.. December 29, 2023

kaphistic

or Lesbian Voyeurism, where one partner in said relationship is excessively a peeping-tom(boy), despite protest, continues to peep.

Mary ripped open the shower curtain.
She was far too kaphistic with me,
but the dog in me must protect this.
"Please do not stare there." I begged

by Mike T. SingeMinge February 20, 2025