kaptain krauth

someone who shaves their mustache to look like captain crunches. usually their mustache is made out of dingleberries.

Guy: "What's up with that guys stache? It looks crunchy."

Dude: "He's going for the Kaptain Krauth"

kaptain krauth by papasmurfcani March 23, 2010

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