kapple 

An Apple made of a crystal, ranging in colors of red or pink.

Oh wow! That’s a kapple! Those are very rare to find

kapple by StarsCollide September 21, 2022

Kappersbandje 

Mocking nickname for musical bands who make their appearance on mainstream talk-shows. Over acting, copying the style of populair British & US bands, excessive attention to style, fashion & hair do, and poor musical skills are typical for these type of bands.

The tv-host just asked for a round of applause for yet another kappersbandje.

Kappersbandje by Sneb October 29, 2012

kipple 

Kipple is a word coined by the remarkable science fiction writer Philip K. Dick. It refers to the sinister type of rubbish which simply builds up without any human intervention. Eventually, one day, the entire world will have moved to a state of kipplization.

From Phil Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?"

JR - Kipple is useless objects, like junk mail or match folders after you use the last match or gum wrappers of yesterday's homeopape. When nobody's around, kipple reproduces itself. For instance, if you go to bed leaving any kipple around your apartment, when you wake up the next morning there's twice as much of it. It always gets more and more.
Pris- I see.
JR - There's the First Law of Kipple, "Kipple drives out nonkipple." Like Gresham's law about bad money. And in these apartments there's been nobody there to fight the kipple.
Pris - So it has taken over completely. Now I understand.
JR - Your place, here, this apartment you've picked - it's too kipple-ized to live in. We can roll the kipple-factor back; we can do like I said, raid the other apartments. But -
Pris - But what?
JR - We can't win.
Pris - Why not?
JR - No one can win against kipple, except temporarily and maybe in one spot, like in my apartment I've sort of created a stasis between the pressure of kipple and nonkipple, for the time being. But eventually I'll die or go away, and then the kipple will again take over. It's a universal principle operating throughout the universe; the entire universe is moving toward a final state of total, absolute kippleization.

kipple by Dan G. May 13, 2005

kipple factor 

The chaos in a closed environment (eg bedroom) as defined by the size of objects that tend to disappear spontaneously.

Dude 1: I can't find my keys, I swear I left them somwhere here.
Dude 2: I guess the kipple factor in this room is 3 inches.

kipple factor by Vipul Ved Prakash November 17, 2003

kypples

Excessively hard nipples, to the point of possibly poking a whole through one's shirt. Can be possessed by males or females. Usually brought on by the cold and often during very inappropriate times. Can be spotted from distances of up to 20 ft, even through a ribbed sweater tee

Guy#1: Wow, it is extremely cold out here.
OH WISE ONE: You're not kidding...I can see your kypples. Very impressive.
Guy#1: Thank you.

kypples by The Daring Definer May 12, 2009

kappernigger 

The most worthless nigger on the planet. A hypocritical closet homosexual who a acts like a civil rights leader but in reality just wants to get paid for doing nothing justblike every other nigger.

Kappernigger was actually kneeling so he could get a better look at his teammates dicks before he started sucking it.

kappernigger by Alabamaniac February 16, 2019

kipple 

All the useless crap that creeps into daily life, such as junk mail, gum wrappers and old newspapers.

Kipple drives out nonkipple.

kipple by eVermin November 27, 2003