Religion, followers of which are required to act mentally handicapped and pretend they know everything about everything, even though they are clearly idiots.
Kanye: "I tapped that button a couple times and a sound came out. I must be a genius"
Person 1: "What the hell is wrong with that guy? Is he retarded?"
Person 2: " Maybe, I think he just follows Kanyewestesism."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'