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Somebody who is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.
Laura: I am so cool and smart, everybody loves me!
Dave: Shut the hell up you Kalbag!!
Kalbag by PeteLeMeat February 2, 2014
Related Words
kaluba Kalubala kaluna kalabalala Kalbag Kalbar kalub Kalulambi kasuba kaduba
One who can examplify total awesomeness, control bitches, and maintains a high throughout life.
O max?? Ya that fools a total Kluba!
Kluba by MC KLUBA January 13, 2009

The Kaluha Mudslide Surprise 

When a girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"
Bradley decided he was going to break it off with Kammy, but before he broke the news he pulled off the Kaluha mudslide surprise...that dirty bastard.
Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, close to have reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confused with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Sam: God, what a kalbag.
Kalbag by Samthecandleman November 5, 2013

Kalubala 

The Newest riding Name for marijuana, Kalubala was invented by local PotHeads Junior Martinez and Junior Solis. They came across this name by fucking around trying to invent a new language. When they started saying "Kalubala' over and over agian one of them said "brooo, Kalubala means Marijuana maannn" And thus the new trending nick name arose from the shadows of Stoner Engineering. KALUBALA!
Jr Solis: "Hey Jr lets go get some Kalubala maan!!"
Jr Martinez: "Oooh! Kalubala"
Kalubala by Agent Bud August 12, 2014

kalabari 

A kingdom of the Ijaw sub group in Rivers State Nigeria it is headed by an Amayanabo. The Kingdom was founded in 1882 and still exists. it was founded by chiefs of Kalabari town (Elem Kalabari) it was founded by Chief Young Briggs, Chief Ekine Manuel, Chief Otaji, Chief Owukori Manuel, Chief Jack, Chief Young-Jack, Chief Boy Whyte, Chief Black Duke, along with their people they created the first town of the Kingdom which was called Abonnema.
He is from Kalabari
kalabari by @bobmanuel_g August 15, 2019