K-9 

A dog police force that is meant to sniff out drugs, and bad guys. They know how to attack and send their opponent on the ground bleeding and crying and eventually die if there were not their handlers to arrest them and let them bleed out as they give them a ticket for fleeing the law and going 5 MPH over the speed limit in a 80 km/h zone.

But sometimes if your luck they will shoot you before they let the hounds loose on you. Just like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons who always lets the hounds loose on trespassers like Girl scouts and orphans!

Example 1:
Mark: Why you running
Kevin: Cause the K-9's are after me
Mark: You better run they bit off Matt's balls last week!

Example 2:
Burns: Release the hounds!
Smithers: Their out for cleaning
Burns: Well you go get them then!
Smithers: Right away, Sir! Bark!

K-9 by Diablohell February 20, 2009

K-9 

sex with dogs

she has k-9 all the time.

K-9 by dancesinggirl6 April 8, 2010

k-9 

k-9 the rap artist in compton california

k-9 independence day

k-9 by k-9 compton January 3, 2010

K-9 

K-9 is slang for Oxycodone/Oxy/Oxycotton because of the K-9 on the pill itself.
Mostly used buy drug dealers or drug users, as no medical professional will say anything besides Oxycodone.

Guy 1: Hey man I just scored K-9 last night!

Guy 2: Fuck yeah bro let's go blow it!

K-9 by DalllaDalla March 16, 2022

k-9 

I got that dog in me

he a k-9 he tuff

k-9 by ueuddhehd February 23, 2024

K-9 cock block 

an act impairing, or preventing ones ability to have sex with, or hook up with another person because of that persons overly possessive dog.

dude, that dog never lets me anywhere near her, I'm being
K-9 cock blocked by her freaking Chihuahua!

K-9 cock block by Christian Hummel May 24, 2008

K-9 Krunch

When you bite a persons nipple with your K-9 teeth.

The K-9 Krunch makes my nipples feel good.

K-9 Krunch by C. Santos January 6, 2009