Just shit 

When something reaches its maximum level of being shitty.

Jonas brothers are just shit.

I was forced to watch Twilight, and it was just shit.

Just shit by Hizzhouse February 4, 2010

I just shit myself 

Yeah, I did.

Yo dude, I just shit myself! Check it out!

I just shit myself by Shitman August 17, 2020

i just shit my pants 

1. something really amazing or unbeleivable happened.
2. you meant to fart, but you got more than you bargained for

ex.1 "I just shit my pants when I made that half-court shot."

ex.2 "Oh noes, I think I just shit my pants."

i just shit my pants by noh0pe4me May 12, 2004

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass. 

"Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass." If you have heard it, it's because kids have recited this famous Tik Tok video by @abdul_cisse. You probably have heard of him due to his shitpost type beatboxing, such as "Total Drama Island" and "Five Nights at Freddy's"

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass.

Booted up my pc
Because I need need

To get that Fortnite Battle Pass
I like Fortnite
Did I mention Fortnite?
I like Fortnite

Its night time
I mean it's 5 o'clock
It's basically nighttime
Now remember cartoon network,
Adventure Time

Fortnite Battle Pass I just shit out my ass. by JooJ2334 February 7, 2022

I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches

1) Mainly referring to when you shoot a basketball and the ball bounces around the rim numerous times before going in.

2) When riding a BMX bike in a bowl at a skate/bike park and you have a very good run.

3) Referring to when you eat a bowl of any chocolaty cereal at an incredibly fast rate.

4) When you literary shit on a toilet bowl at a females house.

May also be used as "you just shit all over tat toilet bowl bitch(s)"
or
I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitch

4) Jesse: "Yo Antwan did you hear what Wyatt did?"
Antwan: "No. Why what did he do?"
Wyatt: "Man I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches."
*Rachel love comes home to find a steamy shit on her toilet bowl.*

I just shit all over that toilet bowl bitches by P.V.B September 18, 2011

i just shit myself 

a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard

jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself

i just shit myself by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022

I Just Shit The Entire Berlin Wall 

--Something your best friend says when you tell her that you like her brother, and her brother likes you. Therefore, Her brother and you will be dating.

--You can also use this phrase whenever you think you will be surprised, mad, or scared.

--It's a fun phrase to use.

Douche Fuck: I have something to tell you, but I'm scared...lol.
Ass Fart: What is it??? haha.
Douche Fuck: WELL, I like your brother, and he likes me, sooo we're gonna date each other.
Ass Fart: WHAT?! I JUST SHIT THE ENTIRE BERLIN WALL!

I Just Shit The Entire Berlin Wall by pshhlikeduh December 23, 2008