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Just-In-Case Christian 

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What people who don't think they need to be forgiven for anything call people who think they'll be forgiven for everything. Normally it's fun to point out hypocrisy, but when the person doing so is being a hypocrite in the process, it threatens to break the Logical Shitstorm Continuum.
"Godless people like to point out all the just-in-case Christians, yet they're no better since they don't think they require forgiveness for anything. Must be nice to always have a clear conscience because you're your own god."

Just-in-case Friend 

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A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.
"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

"Just in case" shave 

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When you're meeting that guy for a second date and you're not sure what is going to happen. Particularly when the date could involve an apartment or home. The art of shaving everything, prior to a date, in hopes of getting down and dirty.
GASP! You're going over to his house?! Make sure you "just in case" shave!

Hm... This guy seems pretty into me, should I "just in case" shave for tonight?

UGH I "just in case" shaved and we didn't even hook up. I could have worn my leggings for another week!

Just In Case Pussy

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When a woman keeps her shit clean, fresh and tight, “just in case” she meets the man of her dreams so she don’t leave any stank on his hang low
KB was on the prowl looking for some man meat, so erry morning she washed, shaved and freshened up so she always had that Just in Case Pussy!
Just In Case Pussy by Freakie14 January 24, 2020

For The Just In Case 

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Taking something with you for the just in case.
When i go out with friends i always take eye drops for the just in case.

YOU: why are you taking those eyedrops
ME: For The Just In Case.
For The Just In Case by L1$$4 November 22, 2011

just-in-caseball bat 

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a baseball bat kept at close range in case you feel you are going to need to throw down with somebody
Tad - Dude, I'm gonna fu*k you up son.
Emilio - Luckily, I brought my just-in-caseball bat
just-in-caseball bat by treye May 23, 2008
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
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