jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

Something that really catches your attention.

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, did you see that chicks nugs!"

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by sinner January 20, 2003

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

astonished, flabergasted, surprised

jumping jesus on a pogo stickhow the fuck did you do that

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by Selur livid March 29, 2015

jumping jesus on a pogo stick 

From 'Stuart' by the Dead Milkmen.

"Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

jumping jesus on a pogo stick by squeaky's brain July 24, 2008

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Exclamation of disbelief.

From the song "Stuart," by The Dead Milkmen:

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's the Werzner kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick! Everybody knows that a burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground! Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SwankSpike April 13, 2006

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

Exclamation of disbelief.

Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
the Worker kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
you looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by luser November 21, 2002

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick 

An exlamation of disgust or alarm

"Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick! That capsized truck was carrying a freezer full of livers to the hospital, what a mess!"

Jumpin' Jesus on a Pogo Stick by SpiderGirl April 30, 2003