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Jumping Jack

1. A common name for a flasher who is someone who flashes their genitals to a stranger (generally in the street)
2. A form of exercise similar to star jumpes
1. Oh god, did you hear about Nicole getting flashed by a jumping jack?
He flashed her and ran off.

2. Have you done your jumping jacks yet?
Jumping Jack by jaffaw May 10, 2012

Jumping Jack-Offs 

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
Jumping Jack-Offs by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011

Jumping Jack Tutorial 

A male psychological mind trick, mostly used by the female species, the trick is commenced by asking for the male to perform the jumping jack tutorial. The male thinks he is doing jumping jacks but all the female sees is fuckin shlong bouncin.
He is soooo dumb I even tricked him with the jumping jack tutorial on FaceTime. Boys will do anything Jesus.

Jumping Jack Sack 

While having sex the guy does jumping jacks while still inside. Very hard to do a lot of training but well worth it.
Matt was so amazing when he Jumping Jack Sacked me last night

Jumping Jack Flash 

The woman performs oral sex on the man, while he jumps up and down taking pictures.
Mike: Hey Mark! I heard Joe gave that old woman the jumping jack flash last night!
Jumping Jack Flash by Rellik Venom October 13, 2006

Jumping Jack Candidate 

Someone who jump from constituency to constituency (that they have no connection to) every time they lose their seat just so they can get re-elected to office instead of remaining in their original constituency and getting re-elected for that seat when the time comes.
Will you vote for Tom Sanders?

no hes not from here, he's a Jumping Jack Candidate