Jug Head 

A person who's head resembles the size and dimensions of the Koolade man. Especially noticeable when captured in photographs. Basically a beautiful person with a large head and a square jaw.

"Shit Phoebe! Look at your massive Jug Head next to Martha's pea Head!"
"Oh Ama, We're such sexy Jug Heads!!!"

Jug Head by Lil Miss Ama April 2, 2009

jug head 

A disporportionally large penis helmet.

His jughead was so big he barely got it into her shit pipe.

jug head by Copie Boy November 4, 2002

Jug Head 

A jug head is a person who is a total retard who applies their self with day time activities like hanging,chilling, or chilling and hanging at the stoop. This person always talks about the same thing, acts like a broken record on every single thing they or he talks about. This person is non motivated to do anything, besides watching espn or playing undisputed to pass the time on daily basis. There are many characteristics to a jug head, stemming from being really dumb, awkward, agreeing with what is the norm. While being completely oblivious to there surroundings and clueless to there own cause. Not only is this person really persistent, but they feel like the victim all the time cause there so close minded they feel the need to hang or chill. To sum a jug head entirely their total retards with the persistence of a 4 year old child, and or your cat has more 2 sense then a normal defying jug head.
The background of a jug head is lonely with a not so crazy life with nothing going on, Pretty much nothing to live for except hanging at the stoop/lair.

Ipones, saying stupid quotes, fantasy factory, weighting 180, wearing a blue jays hat with a phillies shirt, hanging or chilling, jug head

Jug Head by jug head333333333 August 5, 2009

jug head 

A person from stoke on trent.
So called because one of the main products of the area is pottery.
could of been worse, the other main product is toilets.
I've got nothing against jug heads but I just wish they would stop calling everyone "me duck"

also known as clay heads

jug head by Mr flibble April 18, 2004

Jug head 

Someone with a unusual shaped head

He has a jug head

Jug head by Poley411 June 6, 2017

Jug-Head 

Cousin to the meat head a swoll body bro who carries a gallon jug of water with them every where. They insist that the best way to get a perfect body is to drink gallons of water everyday. They also insist any one who does not drink a gallon or more of water everyday, not serious about fitness or lifting.

Can be found:

Walking in hallways in high school or across courtyard at college with a back pack on and a shirt one size two small.

In cars to little for them Ex. Hafþór Björnsson (The Mountain from Game of Thrones) trying to fit into a Mini Cooper

At gyms throwing their jug across the room when they don’t hit their max, or see someone doing cross fit.

At the supper market buying all the pasta and meat.

Jug-Head 1: Bro I drank only 2 gallons of water this morning

Jug-Head 2: lucky I broke my jug by throwing it at a crossfitter

Crossfitter : (walks buy) y’all are such jug-heads I only drink half a gallon a day

Both Jug-Heads: YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT LIFTING!

Jug-Head by H2 Laxking April 1, 2020

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head. 

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head, is another way for saying Boosie Fade.

You look exactly like Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head... it´s like the Boosie Fade hahah!

Patrick Star With Big Water Jug On Head. by JaxTheUrbanDictonarian. April 27, 2023