Jug-Head
Cousin to the meat head a swoll body bro who carries a gallon jug of water with them every where. They insist that the best way to get a perfect body is to drink gallons of water everyday. They also insist any one who does not drink a gallon or more of water everyday, not serious about fitness or lifting.
Can be found:
Walking in hallways in high school or across courtyard at college with a back pack on and a shirt one size two small.
In cars to little for them Ex. Hafþór Björnsson (The Mountain from Game of Thrones) trying to fit into a Mini Cooper
At gyms throwing their jug across the room when they don’t hit their max, or see someone doing cross fit.
At the supper market buying all the pasta and meat.
Can be found:
Walking in hallways in high school or across courtyard at college with a back pack on and a shirt one size two small.
In cars to little for them Ex. Hafþór Björnsson (The Mountain from Game of Thrones) trying to fit into a Mini Cooper
At gyms throwing their jug across the room when they don’t hit their max, or see someone doing cross fit.
At the supper market buying all the pasta and meat.
Jug-Head 1: Bro I drank only 2 gallons of water this morning
Jug-Head 2: lucky I broke my jug by throwing it at a crossfitter
Crossfitter : (walks buy) y’all are such jug-heads I only drink half a gallon a day
Both Jug-Heads: YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT LIFTING!
Jug-Head 2: lucky I broke my jug by throwing it at a crossfitter
Crossfitter : (walks buy) y’all are such jug-heads I only drink half a gallon a day
Both Jug-Heads: YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT LIFTING!
Jug-Head by H2 Laxking April 1, 2020