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jug handle 

The need to make one large curving right in order to make a left. The road branches and loops around onto itself, thus crossing the intersection straight instead of making a left.
Alright, go up route 35 north and take the first jug handle on the left after Red Bank. That should bring you to Oak Hill.
jug handle by mei0023 April 6, 2005

jug handle 

When a bloke roots his own arse.
That bloke has such a long cock he gave himself a jug handle.

I was so stoked with my win at Risk I gave myself a jug handle.
jug handle by Mark M August 25, 2006

In a jug with a handle. 

Forget it dude, it's in a jug with a handle.

Pots for jug handles 

Idiom.
Synonymous with crazy, insane, mad.
She's pots for jug handles
Pots for jug handles by bigfemur October 17, 2020

jughandle 

a portion of the road that curves tightly to form a shape resembling the handle of a jug
Take the jughandle at the exit to reach the highway.

jughandle 

The result when a person inserts their own penis into their own ass. So called because it looks like the handle on a jug.
He has a big pecker, and after coming home from the bar alone last night, he gave it to himself in the ass, creating a jughandle.
jughandle by PMax January 11, 2009
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