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jueru

a friend everyone needs. she has a chemistry kink and will tell you to shut up. She is definitely the girl that every friend group needs. She is teh girl boss baka
look at that girl over there , she’s the jueru of the group

O my gosh she is such a jueru
by sjjssks September 8, 2021
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Jerusalem/Dopesmoker

The best fuckin song ever written. By SLEEP. Also known as "Dopesmoker" (there are two versions available, the one called Dopesmoker is better, but it's five times as expensive as the Jerusalem version).

The song is about an hour long (52 to 63 minutes, depending on version) is about 50 BPM slow and features crazy-ass drumming, a fuzzed-out heavy bass, a guitar that sounds like a dried out riverbed in the desert (if you know what I mean) and unique vocals, something between growling and ritual chanting.

The lyrics of Jerusalem/Dopesmoker are about a caravan delivering weed to said city. They glorify cannabis in any possible way. Many new (or old, but almost never used) words are mentioned, like "Hasheeshian", "Marihuanaut" and "lungsmen".

Rather than using a "normal"song strucure (verse, chorus, verse, chorus, bridge, chorus etc.) Jerusalem/Dopesmoker is set up like this:

Intro, fucking awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, epic riff, unbelievably good guitar solo, awesome riff, even more fucking awesome riff, another epic riff, fucking awesome guitar solo, quiet part, extremely heavy highpoint of the song including another fucking awesome solo, epic riff, reprise of the first fucking awesome riff.

All in all, it is definitely worth listening to (can be found on Youtube in both versions) wether you're a Stoner, a Metalhead, a fan of psychedelic music, a fan of experimental music, or you just like to have your brain melted via your eardrums.
A: Hey man, did you ever listen to Jerusalem/Dopesmoker?
B: Yeah, forty-six point seven percent of my brain melted.

A: Same here.
by Pisaura May 6, 2011
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Nike Air Jerusalem

Dude 1: Dude, your Dad is wearing sandals with socks!
Dude 2: yeah, Nike Air Jerusalem man.
by Fucked if I know February 28, 2011
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jeru

The Prophet. Jeru the Damaja, goal is to fight ignorance and open the mind's of those who are listneing.
"Damn son, Jeru the Damaja speaks the truth. Dont even try cuz, you cant stop the prophet."
by the damaja December 21, 2009
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Jerusalem nut spring

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.
Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012
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Jurus pompa hamil

A sexual term where a person in this position drives their penis all the way into the receiver's pussy, with the receiver being skeptical of being pleased/fucked or just being cocky or superior, followed by a female egg being fertilized seconds within seconds of the penetrator cumming despite in reality taking several days or weeks of the woman to actually become fertilized.

This position is commonly seen in breeding/impregnation kinks. The receiver is usually crying out in pleasure as a result.
"Hiyaaattt jurus pompa hamil! Get pregnant! Get pregnant!"

"I used jurus pompa hamil with my wife last night, in the morning she got pregnant"
by Youum June 7, 2023
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Jerusha

An awesome female name that is not often seen which causes much confusion on its proper spelling.

Originated from the Hebrew, Yerusha.
First found in the Biblical account of King Uzziah.

Can be seen in:

"Daddy Long-Legs", a 1912 novel by an American writer, Jean Webster.

"Napoleon Dynamite" A film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.

"Hawaii" A 1966 American film based on the novel of the same name by James A. Michener. Jerusha is the leading female character's name.
"Hi, my name is Jerusha!"
"What? How do you spell that?"
"Whatever, just call me Roo."
by Jerusha M January 18, 2009
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