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A dude who forgets he's a man and criticizes men for literally everything they do. It's impossible for him to manspain because he gives off big pick me vibes and most likely girls were mean to him when he was little. He also can't take criticism which is why he has limited comments on all his posts (I don't hate Jorobe btw. He just seems like he does what can get him the most validation)
Jorobe be like: Both of these people assaulted a kid but I'm only going to talk about the guy
Jorobe by Just the facts September 10, 2020
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Jorobe • joober • jorabel • Joroema • Jorben • jarobel • JoCobe • jokobeast • joobe • joobee
Scum of the earth. Jorobe was a Tiktokker who was known for his politically correct TikToks, and also his arguments with conservatives, as well as his videos trolling thatveganteacher. In mid-late 2021, Jorobe was exposed for being a child predator who sent minors pictures of his bulge and other indecent pictures. Not only that, but he defended rapists in private, while he pretended to stand up FOR women. When he was exposed for who he truly is, he deleted all socials and he has never been heard from since.
P1: Bro, remember Jorobe?

P2: Yeah, what he did was so messed up, especially since he acted as if he advocated for women and victims of rape.
Jorobe by oviedista1211 July 17, 2022
Jorobe is a person that talks about sexual - harrassment and tries to make tiktok safe but although many people hate him for nothing. He still tries his best to make tiktok and the world a safer place
Guy: *makes a sexual - harrassment video*
Jorobe: *reports it*
Tiktok: sImP
Jorobe by Multi.fandom.dots October 11, 2020
That one English teacher who always arrives late and somehow resembles to lord Adolfo Hitler, btw, he ain’t that close to u, because u nasty af
Yo, Jorbe always yells at me, oh but Andrea...
Jorbe by iamjorbe November 22, 2018
another word for a joby, toly, keek or shite.
I'm away for a jorbert!
jorbert by HIBSRPISH April 3, 2007

Hoober Joober 

Like a zombie but faster, smarter and they live in the forests or underground. The term is used to describe when you are so scared in the wilderness that you start to think that actual half beast half human zombie creatures are going to prey upon you and your companions.
Have you seen The Descent? Yea that was like the best portrayal of a hoober joober ever.
Hoober Joober by ZetaS September 6, 2009
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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