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jerkin your johnson and then a dragon walks in?

'in the stripped club. straight up "jorkin it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. My peanits'

jorkin it by xanderiom June 8, 2023

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Jorkin it

Masterbation

Guy: at a strip club, straight up Jorkin it. And by 'it' i mean my penids

Jorkin it by Chronicsuckerofnone May 25, 2024

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jorkin it

when you be in the stripped club and you are feeling a little frisky so you whip it out (peenits) and you jork it(stroke)

i was in the stripped club straight up jorkin it and by it well lets say my peenits

jorkin it by FunkyFent August 1, 2024

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Jorkin-it

Used as a exclamation of happiness for when you’re happy

Person 1: Bro, I got a 100 on my test yesterday!
Person 2: You were straight Jorkin-it yesterday bruh!

Jorkin-it by thatfunnygermanman October 18, 2023

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Jorkin' It

The act of beating your meat vigorously

In the stripped club straight up "Jorkin' it" and by "it" I mean my peantis

Jorkin' It by Just_Spidey May 12, 2024

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Pseudo Jerkin It

Another name for the air jerk, or simulating masturbation while fully clothed to annoy others or let them know you don’t care.

Man 1: My daughter is going to be the lead in the elementary school production of cats.

Man 2: (begins pseudo jerkin it)

Man 1: That's how I feel about it too.

Pseudo Jerkin It by I got you back July 12, 2009

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jerkin it old school

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.

Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!

jerkin it old school by Tehtonster March 11, 2011

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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