jorgaq 

A sweet beautiful boy. He has a great personality, he smells good and loves his girlfriend. He is unbeatable at any game he plays. He has a physique perfectly crafted by god and curly hair. He is an introvert but once you get to know him he's the funniest person ever. (The most loving boy)

I love Jorgaq hes the sweetest

jorgaq by Kate:3 May 19, 2024

Jogaque 

Noun. A time of chilling and peace. Often held as a barbeque though not necessarily always needed to be a Jogaque.

Participants in the Jogaque will eventually enter a state of mind known as Joga. A barbeque is the traditional way to enter this mindset due to the high levels of salmonella that enter the bloodstream from all the poorly cooked meat. However alcohol and buddha are often needed to acheive perfect enlightenment.

Rumour is that once in Joga, the great, merciful Lord Visram will appear to you and give you one of his many blessings depending upon just how 'enlightened' you are.

It came into place to celebrate the last official Joga, when the Prince of Theives, Lord Visram cast a flame of Allah into the shopping trolley to cook and destroy forever the massaging antichrist, Adams Snr.

Ever since the followers of Visrabia hold Jogaques to commemorate this event and give thanks to Lord Visram for his bountiful mercy. What is actually done at the Jogaques vary but usually it is tradition to shoot a fellow followers with an air rifle, eat inhuman amounts of raw meat, play Joga Bonito outside cinemas and rape random hoes.

And the Great Lord Visram raised his sidekick up into human form from a flea and he saw it was good.

And the Great Lord Visram created SOV and it was good.

And on the last day, Lord Visram created Jogaque...

and it was good.

Jogaque by Andy Horse July 23, 2007

Jorgasmic 

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.

WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!

Jorgasmic by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011

Jorgasm 

When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"

"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"

Jorgasm by Foxykubs May 7, 2011

Michael Jorgambler

A nickname given to NBA old head Michael Jordan, after all his constant bets and times he has been seen in casinos

Example: Hey! Here’s my old friend Michael Jorgambler

Michael Jorgambler by Mountain Dew Views December 5, 2018

Jorgaaaa 

The most beautiful girl in the world, she is just absolutely amazing and any guy would be sooo lucky to have her as his girl friend, she is pretty much just perfect

Beautiful, swag, pretty, gorgeous, irreplaceable, amazing, funny, smart, hilarious, accepting, brave, compassionate, inspiring, humble, patient, supportive, thoughtful, happy, healthy, important, calm, athletic, unique, successful, you make me smile, cute, I'm so lucky to know you, the worlds a much better place with you in it , never change I like u just the way you are Jorgaaaa

Jorgaaaa by Jezzzzzzzzzzza April 25, 2013

Jorgan

Elusive & found only in hazy bars at 1am. You will likely think that you have met a Jordan - but don't be fooled by the similar pronunciation. Jorgans are dancer boys with seductive hips and bobby knees that don't quit, and frequent bars often to show off their skillz and impress their friends. You may think that Jorgans are too sweet for you, but do not fear - they check their sweetness at the bedroom door. When Jorgans aren't in clubs, they can be found sexting, eating spring rolls, drinking sugar free redbull, and chirpin' Tinder for banning them again.

"I tried to get Jorgan to have soup last night but he said he preferred to give me his spring roll."

"Who is the guy over there doing that sick bobbing dance? OH nevermind, it's just Jorgan."

Jorgan by kittykatmeow12345 March 25, 2019