jorgasim

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jorgasim; verb
jorgasmic; adjective

A jorgasim decribes the feeling one gets after 'pwning a nub' or more intensly in the 'pwning of nubs'. The word jorgasim is derived from the the words orgasim and Jordan. Jorgasims most often feel like you are experiencing a orgasim, hence the inclusion of orgasim in the name. The J in jorgasim comes from the name Jordan who is a kid is who must experiance this occurance the most, and I mean alot. Jordans actual words on the experiance are "It's like getting a blowjob while getting a 5K crit in Wow"

"I was playing CS lastnight and i was camping with and awp and bang bang bang... aww i had a sweet jorgasim."
"I saw jimmy playing CoD2 and he freaken was owning it up, he could bearly stay in his chair with all the jorgasims."

jorgasim by Daniel231 August 9, 2006

Words you can keep

Jorgasmic

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.

WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!

Jorgasmic by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011

Related Words

jorgasim • Jorgasm • Joygasim • Jorgasmic

Jorgasm

When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"

"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"

Jorgasm by Foxykubs May 7, 2011

Jorgasm

When a person with the name Jordan gives you as orgasm.

Quanita responded, "Ohh gurl, I jorgasmed eight times last night."

Jorgasm by LilWizBIGiCeKiD July 30, 2016

Jorgasm

A joke-orgasm, when finished having this joke orgasm you inform your partner you were just joking.

Chick-"Oh god, Oh god, OOOHHHHH GGGGOOOODDD!!! Just kidding, that was faked."
Guy-"Oh ha ha you and your jorgasm! What a jokester."

Jorgasm by NickA27 March 11, 2010

Joygasim

Orgasim created from a feeling of extreme joy.

Knowing that she was going out with her dream date tonight, caused her to have a major joygasim.

Joygasim by Mugen Bobby-Jo July 18, 2008

Joygasim

The emotional experiance of sudden intense joy, normally presenting itself in a verbal and physical manisfestation much like an orgasim.

Ed McMahon: You've just won $200,000
Winner: Holy Shit!!!!! I just had a total joygasim!

Xhibit: Justin has no idea, we about to pimp his ride. *knocks on door*
Jusin: Oh my god! Xhibit!! Joygasim!!!!!

Joygasim by Dark Lord of Bass January 24, 2006

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026