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jorgasim 

jorgasim; verb
jorgasmic; adjective

A jorgasim decribes the feeling one gets after 'pwning a nub' or more intensly in the 'pwning of nubs'. The word jorgasim is derived from the the words orgasim and Jordan. Jorgasims most often feel like you are experiencing a orgasim, hence the inclusion of orgasim in the name. The J in jorgasim comes from the name Jordan who is a kid is who must experiance this occurance the most, and I mean alot. Jordans actual words on the experiance are "It's like getting a blowjob while getting a 5K crit in Wow"
"I was playing CS lastnight and i was camping with and awp and bang bang bang... aww i had a sweet jorgasim."
"I saw jimmy playing CoD2 and he freaken was owning it up, he could bearly stay in his chair with all the jorgasims."
jorgasim by Daniel231 August 9, 2006
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Jorgasmic 

Used to describe the orgasmic quality of tortilla (spanish omelette) made by Jorge F, the magician, not the model.
WOW! That omelette was Jorgasmic!!
Jorgasmic by Sroze876786 July 16, 2011
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When a joke is so funny that the physical response is akin to that of an orgasm. Usually paired with words like "oh, oh God! Yes!"
"Oh God! That joke was so funny I just jorgasmed (in my pants)!"
Jorgasm by Foxykubs May 7, 2011
When a person with the name Jordan gives you as orgasm.
Quanita responded, "Ohh gurl, I jorgasmed eight times last night."
Jorgasm by LilWizBIGiCeKiD July 30, 2016
A joke-orgasm, when finished having this joke orgasm you inform your partner you were just joking.
Chick-"Oh god, Oh god, OOOHHHHH GGGGOOOODDD!!! Just kidding, that was faked."
Guy-"Oh ha ha you and your jorgasm! What a jokester."
Jorgasm by NickA27 March 11, 2010

Joygasim 

Orgasim created from a feeling of extreme joy.
Knowing that she was going out with her dream date tonight, caused her to have a major joygasim.
Joygasim by Mugen Bobby-Jo July 18, 2008

Joygasim 

The emotional experiance of sudden intense joy, normally presenting itself in a verbal and physical manisfestation much like an orgasim.
Ed McMahon: You've just won $200,000
Winner: Holy Shit!!!!! I just had a total joygasim!

Xhibit: Justin has no idea, we about to pimp his ride. *knocks on door*
Jusin: Oh my god! Xhibit!! Joygasim!!!!!
Joygasim by Dark Lord of Bass January 24, 2006