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Jordan King 

Fortnite-aphobic. Jordan hates people who play Fortnite. Also she believes in Bigfoot. Her favorite book is 1984. Her celebrity crush is Karl Marx.
Dude, Jordan King just tossed me her copy of the Communist Manifesto!
Jordan King by Trippy Asparagus January 16, 2018

Grace Jordan King 

A dumb bitch that can people laugh with her stupidity.
Damn, Grace Jordan King is the stupidest person i’ve ever met. But I wouldn’t replace her with anyone.
Grace Jordan King by user52627 October 26, 2020

jordan king 

Homophobic girl who judges everyone and hates gay people.
jordan king hates gay people. she’s ugly too.
jordan king by anon0008472947 November 16, 2017

Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan

"an Arab kingdom in Western Asia...bordered by Saudi Arabia...Iraq...Syria...Israel, Palestine....strategically located at the crossroads of Asia, Africa and Europe. The capital, Amman, is Jordan's most populous city as well as the country's economic and cultural centre." (Wikipedia)
The Hashemite Kingdom of Jordan is the Canada of Israel.
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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