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jooce
(noun) A purple, green speckled ooze that is released from you when you overwork your jooece pouch (also known as the sack).
(verb) To cleanse your jooece pouch (also known as the sack) so that you can take shits without being in alot of pain.
(adjective) Describing something purple, green speckled, and that comes out of your ass.
(verb) To cleanse your jooece pouch (also known as the sack) so that you can take shits without being in alot of pain.
(adjective) Describing something purple, green speckled, and that comes out of your ass.
(noun) Oh no! My jooce is leaking out of my ass again!
(verb) I bet if i jooce, I won't be constipated.
(adjective) That jooce shit is looking very hard today.
(verb) I bet if i jooce, I won't be constipated.
(adjective) That jooce shit is looking very hard today.
jooce by The Vriech Crew July 8, 2006
Jooce Babe
Jooce | Babe
noun
A woman who knows what it feels like to be in control of her own body.
Amazing, brave and unapologetically herself.
noun
A woman who knows what it feels like to be in control of her own body.
Amazing, brave and unapologetically herself.
"She looks so calm and happy now, what happened?" "She became a Jooce Babe!" "A What?" " A Jooce Babe! Her hormones were completely out of whack, and there was a Jooce for that!"
Jooce Babe by Team Toebeans March 13, 2024
Booofe Jooce
Booofe Jooce is when you put a straw in a milf's butthole and squeeze the cheeks so that their booty juice goes into the straw and drink it all.
Booofe Jooce by Captain BootyJuice April 28, 2017
All-Rite Jooce
Any generic form of Kool-Aid. Not quite the real thing, but it's "all-rite". Complete with a mascot, "Jungle Jooce", he busts through walls just like the Kool-Aid man, but instead of declaring, "OH YEAH!", he says, "THAT"LL DO!".....oh yah, and he's a milk carton, not a pitcher...
"Mom, when are we getting off of welfare so we can afford Kool-Aid instead of this crappy All-Rite Jooce?"
All-Rite Jooce by Haimee April 1, 2009
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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