Jooce

A delicious malt=liguor-guarana-energy-drink with a very high alcohol content.

"Drinking Jooce gets me crunk but it makes me feel like a hobo."

by bumclot December 15, 2008

Jooce

Noun: Very strange sticky green liquid that comes out of you while your jooecing.

Adjective: Used to describe the color of water that comes out of sewers.

Verb: To jooce is to release green or purple liquid from the pouch.

Oh no, I just jooced while taking a poop.

by tar123 July 7, 2006

jooce

(noun) A purple, green speckled ooze that is released from you when you overwork your jooece pouch (also known as the sack).

(verb) To cleanse your jooece pouch (also known as the sack) so that you can take shits without being in alot of pain.

(adjective) Describing something purple, green speckled, and that comes out of your ass.

(noun) Oh no! My jooce is leaking out of my ass again!

(verb) I bet if i jooce, I won't be constipated.

(adjective) That jooce shit is looking very hard today.

by The Vriech Crew July 8, 2006

Jooce Babe

Jooce | Babe

noun
A woman who knows what it feels like to be in control of her own body.

Amazing, brave and unapologetically herself.

"She looks so calm and happy now, what happened?" "She became a Jooce Babe!" "A What?" " A Jooce Babe! Her hormones were completely out of whack, and there was a Jooce for that!"

by Team Toebeans March 13, 2024

Booofe Jooce

Booofe Jooce is when you put a straw in a milf's butthole and squeeze the cheeks so that their booty juice goes into the straw and drink it all.

DUDE JOHN'S MOM HAS THE BEST BOOOFE JOOCE IN THE COUNTY

by Captain BootyJuice April 28, 2017

All-Rite Jooce

Any generic form of Kool-Aid. Not quite the real thing, but it's "all-rite". Complete with a mascot, "Jungle Jooce", he busts through walls just like the Kool-Aid man, but instead of declaring, "OH YEAH!", he says, "THAT"LL DO!".....oh yah, and he's a milk carton, not a pitcher...

"Mom, when are we getting off of welfare so we can afford Kool-Aid instead of this crappy All-Rite Jooce?"

by Haimee April 1, 2009

milky jooce

Milky Jooce is juice that is milky

Person 1: Hey dude, that milky jooce was delicious!
Person 2: I know right!

by UwU...OwO April 9, 2019