joobs

a jewish girl's stereotypically large breasts.

"damn, that sarah goldstein has some seriously voluptuous joobs"

by greggers b February 3, 2008

joobs

often what one calls their boobs if their name begins with 'J'

Josie: My joobs are cold today

Wally: Your joobs look nice today
Josie: F'you mother licker

by MZackary November 30, 2010

joobs

Jelly Boobs. Boobs that sag down and look and probably feel like jelly. Usually women put on bras so they're boobs don't look joob like.

She has joobs! I touched them, they're like jelly!

by Joob Lover December 7, 2010

Joob

(adj.) Pronounced "joob" or "jube". One who makes multiple "junior" (rookie/school-boy) "boobs" or errors in situations where they should know better. Similar to a "noob" however it more specifically refers to traveler(s) who whilst abroad make a comedy of errors.

I just got another (spontaneous) nosebleed, im such a joob" "you joob, you didt write down directions to the next hostel

by joriginaloob May 29, 2011

Platty Joobs

The true name for the Queen's Platinum Jubilee.

This year is the Queen's Platty Joobs. Rule Britannia, keep Andrew out of sight.

by DefinitelyRobbie May 30, 2022

blooby joobs

Sticky cum with an egg white-like consistency.

"I made some blooby joobs inside my girlfriend last night."

by StanSmith November 16, 2013

Platty Joobs

Platty Joobs - Platinum Jubilee

To celebrate the platinum jubilee for the Queen of England... except it's been England-ified

Aw Liz congrats on the Platty Joobs

by Pogoextreme June 2, 2022